Comical | Kid Jokes Collection | Quote Clings

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The dad jokes your kid will be repeating for weeks.

Comical | Kid Jokes Collection | Quote Clings is a sheet of 12 kid-friendly joke clings designed to make breakfast a little funnier. Cheesy puns. Clean wordplay. The kind of jokes a six-year-old will tell their teacher proudly. Built to live on the family fridge or kid's bathroom mirror.

Reusable static vinyl. No adhesive, no mess. Stick, peel, restick. They never lose their grip and they're built to last.

Why Families Love It

12 kid-appropriate joke clings on one sheet, all clean wordplay and puns
Great for fridges, bathroom mirrors, lunch boxes, and family calendars
Rotate the jokes weekly so kids have something new to read while they brush their teeth
Perfect for school counselors, classrooms, and family fun
Save 20% when you purchase 10 or more quote clings
Reusable static vinyl, no residue, no magnets, no torn paper

My kids think they're hilarious. I love that about them. This sheet exists because the joke books they read got memorized in three days flat, and I needed a fresh batch for them to read in the bathroom while they "brushed their teeth" for ten minutes. Every kid deserves a wall of jokes they can call their own.

Why Families Love It

12 kid-appropriate joke clings on one sheet, all clean wordplay and puns
Great for fridges, bathroom mirrors, lunch boxes, and family calendars
Rotate the jokes weekly so kids have something new to read while they brush their teeth
Perfect for school counselors, classrooms, and family fun
Save 20% when you purchase 10 or more quote clings
Reusable static vinyl, no residue, no magnets, no torn paper

How It Works

Place the clings. Press them onto smooth surfaces like fridges, bathroom mirrors, kids' bedroom doors, or calendars.
Rotate weekly. Move a joke from the back to the front each week so the kids always have something new to read.
Move when you want. Peel them off and reposition whenever you change rooms or want a fresh laugh.

Stick one on the kid's lunch box or backpack for a midday giggle.

How It Works

Place the clings. Press them onto smooth surfaces like fridges, bathroom mirrors, kids' bedroom doors, or calendars.
Rotate weekly. Move a joke from the back to the front each week so the kids always have something new to read.
Move when you want. Peel them off and reposition whenever you change rooms or want a fresh laugh.

Stick one on the kid's lunch box or backpack for a midday giggle.

What's Included

1 sheet of reusable static cling quotes (5x7")
12 kid-friendly joke clings
Reusable static vinyl, no adhesive needed

Sheet includes:

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"
"Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost it's filling"
"What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you"
"How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon"
"What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf"
"How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot"
"Did you hear about the guy who is afraid of hurdles? He got over it"
"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby"
"What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you"
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"
"Why shouldn't you trust trees? They seem shady"
"How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut"

Clings only. Calendar sold separately.

What's Included

1 sheet of reusable static cling quotes (5x7")
12 kid-friendly joke clings
Reusable static vinyl, no adhesive needed

Sheet includes:

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"
"Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost it's filling"
"What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you"
"How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon"
"What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf"
"How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot"
"Did you hear about the guy who is afraid of hurdles? He got over it"
"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby"
"What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you"
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"
"Why shouldn't you trust trees? They seem shady"
"How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut"

Clings only. Calendar sold separately.

Pairs Well With

Comical | Adult Humor Collection | Quote Clings for the grown-up version with mom-coded humor
Quote Clings for expanding into more themed quote sets
Monthly Calendar | Magnetic for the calendar this sheet was designed for

Pairs Well With

Care for Clings

Use wet erase markers only. Dry erase markers can damage the printed surface over time.
If a cling stops sticking, it likely needs a quick clean. Dust and debris can collect on the back and prevent adhesion.
Wash gently in warm soapy water, rinse well, and let dry face down on a towel.
Avoid sharp objects when applying or removing clings to prevent tears or punctures.

Care for Clings

Use wet erase markers only. Dry erase markers can damage the printed surface over time.
If a cling stops sticking, it likely needs a quick clean. Dust and debris can collect on the back and prevent adhesion.
Wash gently in warm soapy water, rinse well, and let dry face down on a towel.
Avoid sharp objects when applying or removing clings to prevent tears or punctures.

Shipping, Warranty & Policies

In-stock items usually ship within 1 to 3 business days. If something arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 72 hours with a photo of the issue. We will replace or refund any verified defects within 5 business days.

All products are for personal use only and may not be resold or reproduced.

All designs are owned by The Fern Co. 2023-2026.

Questions or concerns? Email lisa@thefernco.com.