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Why Families Love It

  • 12 mom-coded humor clings on one sheet, the kind of jokes that hit at 11pm
  • Honest, slightly sarcastic, with a touch of "I'm doing my best"
  • Great for offices, calendars, kitchens, and mom group gifts
  • Pair with serious motivational quotes for a balanced wall
  • Save 20% when you purchase 10 or more quote clings
  • Reusable static vinyl, no residue, no magnets, no torn paper

Some days I need a Bible verse on the wall. Other days I need someone to laugh with me about the absurdity of housework. These quotes are for the second kind of day. The "all panic, no disco" days. The "let me overthink this" days. Mom humor that gets me, where I can see it.

How It Works

  1. Place the clings. Press them onto smooth surfaces like calendars, kitchen windows, office monitors, or bathroom mirrors.
  2. Rotate when you need a laugh. Move them around to keep the humor fresh.
  3. Move when you want. Peel them off and reposition whenever you change rooms or want a different vibe.

Make this a mom group gift. The "she took a nap" one alone is worth the price.

What's Included

  • 1 sheet of reusable static cling quotes (5x7")
  • 12 humorous quote clings
  • Reusable static vinyl, no adhesive needed

Sheet includes:

  • "You're doing the best that you can. Which is kind of embarrassing."
  • "Nailed it! Well, almost nailed it! Definitely didn't blow it!"
  • "She believed she could, but she was tired, so she took a nap."
  • "One day at a time."
  • "You are good enough. Actually you're probably overqualified but let's start the day off humble."
  • "All panic, no disco."
  • "Don't let idiots ruin your day! Don't let idiots ruin your day!"
  • "Hang on, let me overthink this..."
  • "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well."
  • "friyay - an amazing feeling of excitement that appears on a Friday."
  • "Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?"
  • "Not sure if it's Tuesday or just a second Monday."

Clings only. Calendar sold separately.

Pairs Well With

Care for Clings

  • Use wet erase markers only. Dry erase markers can damage the printed surface over time.
  • If a cling stops sticking, it likely needs a quick clean. Dust and debris can collect on the back and prevent adhesion.
  • Wash gently in warm soapy water, rinse well, and let dry face down on a towel.
  • Avoid sharp objects when applying or removing clings to prevent tears or punctures.

Shipping, Warranty & Policies

In-stock items usually ship within 1 to 3 business days. If something arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 72 hours with a photo of the issue. We will replace or refund any verified defects within 5 business days.

All products are for personal use only and may not be resold or reproduced.

All designs are owned by The Fern Co. 2023-2026.

Questions or concerns? Email lisa@thefernco.com.