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Why Families Love It

• 12 fun and punny kid-friendly jokes to spark laughter

• Great for kids’ rooms, classrooms, or family spaces—stick them on mirrors, windows, acrylic boards, and more

• Reusable and repositionable—made from static cling material

• Save 20% when you purchase 10 or more quote clings!

What's Included

• 1 sheet of quote clings (5x7")

• Includes twelve 1.25" circular clings with jokes:

– “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh”

– “Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling”

– “What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you”

– “How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon”

– “What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf”

– “How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot”

– “Did you hear about the guy who is afraid of hurdles? He got over it”

– “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby”

– “What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you”

– “When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar”

– “Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady”

– “How do you get a squirrel’s attention? Act like a nut”

Pairs Well With

Care for Clings

  • Use wet erase markers only. Dry erase markers can damage the printed surface over time.
  • If a cling stops sticking, it likely needs a quick clean. Dust and debris can collect on the back and prevent adhesion.
  • Wash gently in warm soapy water, rinse well, and let dry face down on a towel.
  • Avoid sharp objects when applying or removing clings to prevent tears or punctures.

Shipping, Warranty & Policies

In-stock items usually ship within 1 to 3 business days. If something arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 72 hours and include a photo so we can verify the issue. Once confirmed, we will send a free replacement or issue a refund within 5 business days.

Because of the custom and seasonal nature of our products, all sales are final unless there is a verified defect.

All designs are owned by The Fern Co. 2023-2025 and are for personal use only. Please do not reproduce or resell without written permission.

Questions or concerns? Email us at lisa@thefernco.com and we will be happy to help.